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Sunday, May 5, 2013

Legions of Lesions

The weather in our part of the world has been absolutely stunning. So much so that people are walking around saying "What?" and "Huh? Is this California?" (It rains here a good share of the year)
 However, with it brings wildfires (months early), pollen counts off the charts, drownings because people forget it is not July and therefore the air might be 85 degrees, but the waterways are in the 60's if you are lucky, so dive in, and not come back up, as they are overcome with hypothermia.

It also brings health issues that are totally unexpected. For instance I have had a non-stop bloody nose today. Low humidity? Possibly. I do know that this has been a very bad day for energy levels. I am thoroughly exhausted and I can't quite figure out why. (Other than the fact that I hosted prom dinner for 11 last night) But still...then there are the lesions. My mouth is filled with them. So which came first, the lesions or the exhaustion? I am pretty sure there is a correlation.

The ones I hate the most are the roof of my mouth. It is hard to eat around the pain. They also seem to last the longest. Lidocaine helps, but only very temporarily.

My lips are also cracked and bleeding and feel very bruised. It has to be a lack of moisture in the air. I have to investigate this further so I can sue someone. Haha.

I would love to see one of those "If you or a loved one suffer from________________" lawyer commercials. If you have an auto-immune disorder, can you sue yourself?

"Hello, is this Dewey, Cheatum, and Howe? I think I have a case against me. Yes, that's right. I want to sue for damages. Especially the punitive kind. I think I owe it to myself to try and collect for mental stress. This body is making me NUTS. It is relentless! Also, can I get some sort of restraining order? This has GOT to stop I tell you! It is out of control! I am sick of being stalked by my immune system. Uh, would you take this on a contingency basis? Let's get the ball rolling!"

I have signed up to walk in our local Heart/Stroke Walk. I will walk alongside my dear hubby in the one mile survivor walk, then I will continue on the rest of the 5k walk/run to honor his survival. I am so excited for this. It's been a long time since I did a fundraiser walk for myself (fundraising for a cause). For the last few years, I have helped support and raise funds for close friends in their causes, partially because I didn't think I had the stamina to run very far, but I have been working for weeks to get better, and I think I am ready...I do walk 5 miles a day now, and will add some more running in the next couple of weeks before the walk.

I am closing in on 7000 hits on this blog. One thing that totally has me bummed is I am getting some really nice comments. Unfortunately they are advertising stupid spammy websites. I want to reiterate:I will not be a party to your golf site, your quilt site, your grocery store advert, or your chiropractor site. If you are trying to sell something, fugeddaboutit. If you have a worthy site that talks about something important (health, illness, etc) that is NOT trying to sell something, I will look at it. Otherwise, naaaahhhh. Anyway, have a great week stay healthy out there. Someone has to.

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